Dashing through the streets Staining snow bright red Out to get revenge Won’t stop till they’re dead They hanged my dad you know Don’t say I’m acting rash When I stalk conspirators And then their throats I slash Oh Run Jump Run Stab Stab Stab Assassin’s Creed is Fun! Run Jump Run Stab Stab Stab …
I tried to get Youtube videos embedded in my blog posts and failed. It was a frustrating experience. Anyway, go to Youtube and check out the latest episode of True Wine Connoisseurs. Thanks to my buddy Chris, I have made the first update to my website (not counting this blog) in 6.5 years. Ring a …
The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society Font Pack! I was once sufficiently geeked out on fonts to have created my own complete postscript alphabet “toothpick”, traced in Adobe Illustrator from scans of broken toothpicks. This font is lost to hardware failures and hardware obsolescence. Any hope of its resuscitation was abandoned several years ago when I …
1. I read “My Sister the Vampire: Switched” on Tesla’s recommendation. Two twin sisters, one a vampire, are separated at birth then raised by different sets of adoptive parents. Chance reunites them on the first day of high school in a small town with a secret, parallel economy that caters to the large undead population. …
Fact: The scene in Pump Up the Volume where Samantha Mathis takes her shirt off is the most erotic thing ever captured on film.
Tesla started writing a presentation on Lewis and Clark, and her research revealed: The entire contents of the Lewis and Clark journals, 1803 to 1806. Wikipedia says that after the Louisiana Purchase, no one really knew how much land the U.S. had bought. Jefferson thought they should get someone to go check it out, and …
After I mentioned to Tesla that Neil Gaiman and Gene Wolfe were friends, Elizabeth interjected: “They go to writers conventions together and say, ‘Oh you’re such a good writer!’ ‘No, you’re such a good writer!’ And then they tickle each others toes.”
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