I’ve logged into my blog out of shame. It’s been months since I’ve posted anything, so enjoy the above, a title Tesla thought would make a good story. Tangentially related, a video of a 38 year old man attempting to fart on his younger brother.
Tesla is in the fifth pic from the top.
There was a man named Bob Who wanted to join the mob So he got his torch Pitchforks and all Then he went and robbed a mall
Matthew Derby Interviewed at the Collagist This guy wrote a collection of short stories called Superflat Times, one of four books I’ve ever given as a gift. I found him on Facebook, and it turns out he works at Harmonix on the Rockband website. Now he’s my virtual friend and I see his posts …
The Burglar’s Burger Characters The burglar (Paul) The Fence (Maurice) The Owner and Proprietor of Bob’s Burgers (Bob) The Policeman (Meyer Landsman) The Superhero (Captain Marvel) The burglar’s girlfriend (Zoe) Paul the burglar loves cheeseburgers. His curse is that he always gets hungry when burgling houses and his signature move is eating food from the …