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Do you know when you fart…

it’s like a rain forest in your butt.

I dreamed I was in Texas

Where they make all of the concrete highway pieces for the United States. I was on a tower a mile high over the ocean with two twin brother concrete craftsman, played by this guy:

Karate Potty

I’ve logged into my blog out of shame. It’s been months since I’ve posted anything, so enjoy the above, a title Tesla thought would make a good story. Tangentially related, a video of a 38 year old man attempting to fart on his younger brother.

The Unfortunate Byline Award

Yes, I’ve returned from a long hiatus with this. I may not have time to write, but my acumen can be communicated through the most puerile screen captures.

Things are starting to get good

Shibatabread is cranking out the batsu subs. Here is part 10. And if someone knows the link to the RSS feed for my blog let me know, ’cause I can’t find it.

I don’t watch the Superbowl.

And when watching the commercials is more interesting than the event itself… photo is going to win a Pulitzer.

The Tree

I’m myself, Scout and Fact. We’re standing on a white sand beach under a dazzling sun; Elizabeth and Tesla are lying on towels behind me. I’m looking at Scout’s back and he is younger, when I had hair. He points to the ocean, to an immense tree in the water. It’s woven from thousands of

Real Quick

I’ve had an entire series of vivid dreams that I’d like to write down, but for the time being: 2 images from dreams inspired by Modern Warfare 2. 1. The creation of H&k .45 USP by machine wrapping fruit rollups around a poster board template. 2. A block of mozzarella is a frag explosive. I tear

Wut? A knife and Batsu Games.

My friend says I like books and movies that aren’t about anything, or so open to interpretation they might as well be about nothing. I added a link to another blog I follow: blind dragonfly. The author is an Australian playwrite and general nut who’s got this running collection called The North Belconnen Knife Fighting Pits

The none of you that cares

Shibatabread has uploaded the first of his english subs of the 2009/2010 hotel themed batsu game.