It makes me physically ill, nauseous while the presents are opened.
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The ghost of Christmas Present.
I had an idea
Usually, when I see picture of myself, I think, “I’m way better looking in my mind’s eye than I am in person.” But now I see that’s a rule that works for everything. So as a proof that means, “I’m a way better person in my mind’s eye than I actually am.” I’m like a …
Thoughts on Austin TX
1. People are very friendly, but no one seems really happy. In fact, there’s a vein of sadness, longing or insanity in all the people I’ve met. 2. The water tastes disgusting and smells like farts were filtered through it. 3. It’s hot. When ambient is higher than body temperature (which has been every day …
On Tesla’s New Shoes
“She can wear them in the wet grass, she just can’t wear them in the mud. It’s not like those shoes are the king of england or something. It’s not like they are King Arthur.”
For Heather
During lunch in the first week of junior high, Greg told me he had gone to Truman Brown’s house and when no one answered the door, he stuck his head over the fence and saw Truman fucking his dog on his trampoline. Everyone told him he was full of shit. Truman was weird, and he …
I dreamed I was in Texas
Where they make all of the concrete highway pieces for the United States. I was on a tower a mile high over the ocean with two twin brother concrete craftsman, played by this guy: